To all you girls in Brooklyn that 'prefer' to live with female roommates, fuck you. I didn't want to live with you anyway, you're doing me a favor, but just say what you mean and say it with some balls. "No boys," maybe, or perhaps, "if you're a dude, you need not apply." Be definitive and ardent. Exclude with vigor. Do not say maybe. Do not give even a twinkle of hope.
In addition, it is only women who 'prefer' to live with anyone on craigslist. This is simply an observation. There are no men posting about living preferences, and if there are, i'd advise them to check their pants for a vagina. I believe the reasons for this to be two-fold: First, these women--no, these girls--do not have friends who are stupid or crazy enough to live with them. Two, these girls are assholes. That's it. Their friends wont live with them and so they want to go find new friends on craiglist.
This, polemic, keep in mind, has nothing to do with anyone i know/love who is currently looking for housing. It has to do with silly girls from NYU, who want to get away from the dorm life. Maybe it also has to do with some performance artists, I'm not sure. Maybe, also, it has to do with me and this thing i have about rejection.
Friday, October 31, 2008
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