- Driving down the coast really fast with the windows down, listening to loud music.
- Spraying out the inside of a cooler with a water hose, and especially listening to the noise it makes.
- Cold, light beers when thirsty/dehydrated.
- Seinfeld.
- Cigarettes.
- The smell of a BBQ.
- Letter's from Alex Roome's mom.
- Letter's from your mom.
- Making fun of Ben B's stink-foot.
- J-books
- Calling C-Note's bluff and asking him if he wants to go 'halfzies' on the first five issues of Orson Scott Card's Iron Man.
- Calling Neil a 'big, fat Jew.'
- Telling Dr. P how sweet 300 was, even though it wasn't that sweet at all.
- Moving into new places with good friends.
- Drinking at the Red.
- Prefacing work related shit-talk with a, "i know we don't want to talk shit about work all night, but..."
- Saying 'fag' in public.
4 comments:
this is the best birthday present post (yeah, I'm claiming that) I've ever got.
add to the list, "pluralizing things you like unnecessarily, e.g. "lets go get some corns, and drink some whiskies" and you would have it complete.
its a dead foot not a stink foot, fag.
that goddamn foot might as well have green wavy lines coming off it. Putrid. Foul. Can't stand it. Brick wall: ugly. Mirror: Beautiful. Psh! Psh! Psh!
I approve of these last two posts. Vastly improved over the wine talk debacle.
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